Far be it from me to tell search engine visitors who to obsess over. Since the 2008 China Olympics on Universal NBC hit the HD at my house, people searching for naked swimmers have hit the site via search engines. It couldn’t be more obvious that SEO work isn’t for everyone. A quick investigation into Google.com/TRENDS shows that annually, “naked swimmer” overtakes “computer tutor” which leads me to consider adding the phrase naked computer tutor swimmer somewhere in the site.

Ah. Look what I just did.