Far be it from me to tell search engine visitors who to obsess over. Since the 2008 China Olympics on Universal NBC hit the HD at my house, people searching for naked swimmers have hit the site via search engines. It couldn’t be more obvious that SEO work isn’t for everyone. A quick investigation into Google.com/TRENDS shows that annually, “naked swimmer” overtakes “computer tutor” which leads me to consider adding the phrase naked computer tutor swimmer somewhere in the site.

Ah. Look what I just did.

As I was saying, Lolo Jones (“Lori” if you want to get run over) is a young lass I caught on the HD tube last night pounding her way to 100m hurdle victory last night. She’s light-hearted, an amazing athlete, easy to watch (read: gorgeous), and, regrettably, holds her nation’s flag backwards during tongue-brandishing victory squats.

Her many faces include the Victory Conan-smile/scream super body-flex and the death-defying face of concentration that shakes opponents to the ground. As a Gold medalist, it’s certain that there are times when she doesn’t joke around. I don’t know what country Number Five is from in the picture above, but Lolo probably didn’t even notice the stumble. Lolo has a softer, more sponsored side too:

So I would please encourage those searching the Internet for undressed butterfly strokers to consider putting in a vote for Lolo Jones and searching somewhere else for Olympic aqua-porn.

See? I wasn’t lying!